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Strapbro

Strapbro

$24

Your tiny +1 for life's ride.

Features

  • Silicone Body:  Soft, smooth skin & a squishy li'l head.
  • Poseable Armature:  Bringing back bendy with a stainless steel wire core.
  • Neodymium Magnet:  Bro's attracted to a lot of things.
  • Freestanding Base:  Perfect for desks, nightstands, and shelves. 
  • Bag Clip:  Your bro's second home. Securely attaches to any strap.
PREORDER INFO

20% OFF RETAIL PRICE

This is a preorder - your bro's still in the lab 🔬

Ships December 2025.
We'll send you tracking updates once bro's on the way.